The Gruffalo in the Kitchen

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Through the woods the Gruffalo stumbled
“I’m not going in no Gruffalo crumble!”

Exhausted he crashed through a field of sheep
Where with her long crook stood Little Bo Peep.

She looked up into his bright orange eyes,
And said “You gave that wolf quite a surprise”.

The sheep gathered round and started bleating
“Thank you we didn’t want to be eaten”

They rubbed their backs on his purple prickles,
“Stop, please” he chuckled, “that really tickles”

“Well” laughed Bo Peep, “looks like they’ve made a friend”
“Can you stay on guard, I’ve a fence to mend?”

“Of course” he yawned, stretching out for a doze
As the sheep scratched themselves on his turned out toes

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“All fixed” said Bo Peep, “time for some porridge”
“Come for supper at my hillside cottage”

“That’s terribly kind of you.” “Great, let’s go,”
“I’m having supper with a Gruffalo!”

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The porride was horrid, grainy and hard,
It tasted of burnt sprouts, old socks and lard.

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“How about tomorrow, I cook for you?”
“Something simple and hot, tasty to chew”

“Wonderful, yes, a great plan” said Bo Peep,
“There’s room in my woodshed where you can sleep.”

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At dawn the Gruffalo jumped out of bed
And slipped the chef’s apron over his head.

“What shall I make for her, what shall I cook?”
“Here’s an idea on page ten of this book”

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A big knob of butter, swirled round the pan
Then three eggs, crack-crack-cracked with just one hand.

Mixing them briskly, then turn down the heat
More butter, salt, pepper, ready to eat!

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Ketchup spiralled over eggs on the plate
“What’s that?” said Bo Peep. “Why its scrambled snake!”

“Delicious” she burped, “Can you stay for lunch?”
“But this time make something with a nice crunch.”

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The Gruffalo sat to think what to make
Carrots, honey, oil, vinegar then bake

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Use two for ears, head, body, tail, feet
Roasted fox, on the plate, ready to eat.

“Lovely” said Bo Peep, “and is there dessert?”
“Yes” said the Gruffalo, “just let me serve”

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Two scoops of ice cream, a cone in between
Crumbled flake for feathers – there owl ice cream.

“Delightful” said Bo Peep, “a real winner”
“You can’t perhaps also stay for dinner?”

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The Gruffalo beamed, “I thought you’d never ask”
“I have been saving my best dish for last”

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Vegetables, beans and fresh herbs in the pot
Cheese, nuts and oats sprinkled over the top.

Into the oven until its bubbly
“The smell” sighed Bo Peep “the taste – so lovely”

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“Thanks” said the Gruaffalo looking humble
“This is my Grannie’s Gruffalo Crumble”

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“Well, I’d eat that every day of my life”
Kneeling he asked “So will you be my wife?”

“I’d love to” she smiled and gave him a kiss
Happily they’ve lived from that day to this

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